Thousands take to the streets protesting at rumors that the universe
is being remade. New Quark's mayor, in a speech to crowds today, says that, "It is only being revamped."
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Author, Melinda Lewis, today dispelled rumors that the latest in her series
of books, "The Warlock of the Dark Tower," had been cancelled. The new book, "Dragon-Walking For Dummies," is slated
for release later this August.
